Plank wit chu

I don't see why some people have to hate it so much or make fun of people who do it. It's not hurting anyone and it provides a few laughs and it's something for the youth to do. Yeah, yeah I know a guy died from doing it from a seven story balcony. But that doesn't make it dangerous. You could skateboard along a seven storey balcony and of course you'd have to call that dangerous. But it doesn't make the activity of skatebarding itself dangerous if you're sensible about it.

I've never met a girl who

was attracted to all the douchey things douchey guys do to their cars. Playing techno/rap full blast with the bass on high with their installed subwoofer, adding useless neon lights like it's a night club in there. We all know you're trying to make up for your personal shortcomings. You're just embarrassing yourself.

It's very weird

But if I hum at a specific frequency from my bed it echoes into my guitar

Crime Story Part V

Are you ready to see the dramatic conclusion of this story? If you've come this far into the story I commend you for go through this really embarrassing piece of work of past me. So here it is the last installment of Crime Story: The Case of the Missing Boy (really creative title there)


Location: Nuclear Power Plant
Corny creeps through the back door of the power plant to find even more doors. With his gun ready, he knocks don every door with his boot until he hears a faint cry. He follows the voice until it leads him to the end of the corridor. At the end of the corridor is a door. Corny turns the handle but the door is locked. With one almighty push with his body, the door opens. Corny turns on his flashlight onto George's face. George, who looks undernourished, looks very happy to see Corny.
'Everything is going to be fine, I'm here to help. Are you okay George?' says Corny in a soothing voice.
Behind them, they could hear footsteps gradually getting louder and louder.
'The man who calls himself your dad is gone now. Now there's nothing to stop you and your mum and I from becoming a family. All I have to do is bring her here too and then she'll learn to love me again. Isn't that grea-' the man who is called Harry stops talking when he sees Corny.
'Who are you? No no!' Harry covers his ears. Tears are streaming from his eyes.
'I'm Detective Corny. I'm taking your son back where he belongs,' says Corny
'No! You want me to stop me from being happy! This is my son. He belongs to me! I can have a family now!; says Harry, still crying and covers his ears.
'I understand you want to keep him but you can't, you're sick. You have to think about what is best for him. This is what a real father does,' says Corny trying to convince and calm Harry all at the same time.
'NO! NO! NO! The voices are telling me you are bad! You want to hurt my son!' Harry pulls out a knife from his pocket.
'Harry, you need help. Just let him go. You know, deep down, it is the right thing to do. Ignore the voices. Harry we can help you get better,' says Corny
Harry drops the knife and falls onto his hands and knees.

Location: Corny's Office
Chief comes into the room and for the first time in weeks, is smiling, practically laughing.
'You did it! Corny you clever boy,' says Chief and then reaches out to hug Corny.
'Chief, it was no biggie, really,' says Corny, modestly.
'You found the boy in one piece and captured an escaped patient in less than a week. Not to mention, scored a date with the beautiful and smart Nina Kent. Tell me, can it get any bigger than that?' (That's what she said) says Chief
'Aaww Chief,' says Corny, blushing a very red shade. Corny realised the Chief was right. Very right.

'Case Closed'

'

I can not believe I gave this for my year 9 science teacher to read. 

Crime Story Part IV

Location: The Question Room
'Hello Mrs Hamilton how are you?' Corny asks
'Why did you bring me here? Oh my Goldfish, is George dead? What is my husband going to do when he finds out his only son is dead?' As you can see here year 9 Marianne really understood the notion of maternal love.
'That's the reason I brought you here, he's not his son, is he?'
'I beg your pardon?'
'Your husband is not the father of your son is he? I'm guessing you cheated on him with a schizophrenic and got pregnant with him while you were dating your now husband and when you took a test with Harry and found out the baby's real biological father, you lied.' ...
'I don't believe this! You, you liar!'
Why didn't you tell me Mrs Hamilton? You should have told me. Somehow Harry must have found out he had a son and stolen him. I need your help Mrs. Hamilton. Do you know where Harry could have taken George?'
'How was I supposed to know he was a lunatic? He tried to kill himself once!' Realising what she just admitted, she gasps and covers her mouth with her hand.
'I want my lawyer,' says Mrs Hamilton
'I don't see why you need one.'
'Am I under arrest?'
'Well...no.'
'Then I'm leaving,' she says and gets up.
'Please. Your son's life could be in danger. Don't you want him back in safe hands?'
'If my husband finds out, he'll leave me and I won't have any money. I'm sorry but I can't help you.' As she is about to leave, a man comes into the room.
'Mrs Hamilton?' he says looking very uncomfortable.
'Yes?' Mrs Hamilton replies
'Umm...I'm really sorry to say this but your husband has been stabbed, he's dead.'

Suddenly Corny's phone starts ringing. Corny picks up the phone.
'Hello?' Corny answers.
'Corny? It's me, Nina. I've found out the substance that was on the carpet. It's radio active acid. As in the stuff you find in nuclear power plants. Hello? Hello?'
Corny dropped the phone, he was already on his way.

Oh man, I was such a little loser. 

Crime Story Part III

Location: Detective Corny's Office

The frowning chief comes into the room.
'Corny what have you got on the kidnapping?'
'Chief, I just found out who the fingerprints on the photoframe belong to. Some guy named Harry Parkinson. I just saw a photo of him. He seems so familiar...hold on,' Corny picks up the newspaper that he was reading this morning from the recycle bin. He opens it up to the second page that has the headline:
'Man Escapes Mental Ward'
...and next to the headline is Harry Parkinson's face.
'Oh my goldfish! The boy is in the hands of some crazy guy!' exclaims Corny. The chief, however is unmoved by this information.
'What else do you know?' asks Chief
'This is weird but the blood found outside the window was AB positive and you know how that's really rare'- says Corny
'The boy is a rare blood type so what?'
'So. So is Harry Parkinson, an AB positive, I mean,' says Corny
'What are you trying to say Corny?' says the chief impatiently
'I'm saying I'm pretty sure the wife isn't telling us something.'

Yeah um, I have no idea why past Marianne thought all detectives just happened to know everyone's blood type but anyway...The next part of the story gets intense let me warn you. really intense.

Crime Story Part II

Did Part I leave you wanting more? Are you still on the edge of your seat?


Location: Question Room


'Hello Sally Mcgee,' says Corny, who is sitting on the opposite table to Sally.
Sally, who is wearing a beanie and scarf, says nothing back and glares at him.
'Right, let's get this thing rolling. Where were you the moment George Hamilton disappeared?'
'I was at the back of the house, having a smoke,' says Sally
'You're a bit young to smoke aren't you?' asks Corny
Sally shrugs.
'I hear you and the kid were not all friendly.'
'Do you blame me? Look at what he did to my hair while I was asleep babysitting that brat!'
Sally takes off her beanie to reveal a very multicoloured, resembling the colours you would see on a clown wig. Corny tries very hard not to laugh but fails. Sally says a swear word to Corny to describe him.
'Oh my you have a very colourful language young lady, sniggers Corny
'I hated the kid alright? But not enough to kidnap or possibly murder him!' exclaims Sally

Location: The Lab
'Hello Nina, what results do you have for me?' Corny asks the very pretty forensic scientist, Nina.
'Glad you asked Corny,' says Nina 'you know that hankerchief you gave me?'
'Yeah'
'Well, the hankerchief had chloroform on it. So I'm guessing that's what the kidnapper used to get the kid to stop struggling,' says Nina very proudly.
'Great, and the fabric?'
'Well the fibres are very similar to the ones they use for the hospital gowns that they give to patients, in fact, I am pretty sure they are from the hospital' says Nina
'Interesting, very interesting. And the blood?'
'I found out it was AB positive. I haven't gotten round to the stain yet, but I promise you I'll find out in about an hour,'
'Okay thanks Nina. I know I can always count on you,' says Corny and then blushes.