Quotes of 2009

'Life is like a box of Turkish Delights chocolates: they're all crap'
-Anna Nguyen

'How do I differentiate again?'
-Gaby Ruslianto

'There are actually a lot of good people in this world...we just tend to remember the bad ones'
-Miss Bliss

'Why is F U not working. If we move F U here we get should get F U. FU FU FU etc
-Miss Ekanayake

'eh eh eh eh eh'
- Guy in the movies with a machine gun laugh

-Miss Ekanayake: '...we get sec squared'
Van from the front: *snorts*

'What colour undies is Monica wearing?''
- Mr Cox

'What's The Beatles?'
-Mike Dao

Last chance Learner

So I’ve been driving these past few days and boy am I enjoying it:

(Car behind me beeping)
Me: ‘What do you think the ‘L’ plate stands for dickwad? Learned? You think that by beeping at me I’m miraculously going to know how to go around this roundabout. Must be because you seem to think I’ve freaking learned all there is to know about driving that’s why I put up the ‘L’. So thank you for honking your horn you’ve helped the situation and me very much.’

(Car behind me overtakes me) ‘This is a 60 km road and I’m driving 60 what more do you want from me?? Fuckwit.’

Dad: See? There’s an L-plater behind us just like you
Me: That’s a relief. (Continues to drive at designated speed)
(L-plater overtakes me) ‘What the fuck man I thought we were brothers!’


Yeah…I hate driving

Change

It's necessary, It helps move us forward, the only way we can progress
But sometimes,
it's a huge kick in the balls.

7 hours.

If all does not go well, I give myself three options:
1. Become a missionary in a third world country
2. Run to Disneyworld and live there
3. Join a nunnery

Let's hope it doesn't come to that