Plank wit chu

I don't see why some people have to hate it so much or make fun of people who do it. It's not hurting anyone and it provides a few laughs and it's something for the youth to do. Yeah, yeah I know a guy died from doing it from a seven story balcony. But that doesn't make it dangerous. You could skateboard along a seven storey balcony and of course you'd have to call that dangerous. But it doesn't make the activity of skatebarding itself dangerous if you're sensible about it.

I've never met a girl who

was attracted to all the douchey things douchey guys do to their cars. Playing techno/rap full blast with the bass on high with their installed subwoofer, adding useless neon lights like it's a night club in there. We all know you're trying to make up for your personal shortcomings. You're just embarrassing yourself.

It's very weird

But if I hum at a specific frequency from my bed it echoes into my guitar

Crime Story Part V

Are you ready to see the dramatic conclusion of this story? If you've come this far into the story I commend you for go through this really embarrassing piece of work of past me. So here it is the last installment of Crime Story: The Case of the Missing Boy (really creative title there)


Location: Nuclear Power Plant
Corny creeps through the back door of the power plant to find even more doors. With his gun ready, he knocks don every door with his boot until he hears a faint cry. He follows the voice until it leads him to the end of the corridor. At the end of the corridor is a door. Corny turns the handle but the door is locked. With one almighty push with his body, the door opens. Corny turns on his flashlight onto George's face. George, who looks undernourished, looks very happy to see Corny.
'Everything is going to be fine, I'm here to help. Are you okay George?' says Corny in a soothing voice.
Behind them, they could hear footsteps gradually getting louder and louder.
'The man who calls himself your dad is gone now. Now there's nothing to stop you and your mum and I from becoming a family. All I have to do is bring her here too and then she'll learn to love me again. Isn't that grea-' the man who is called Harry stops talking when he sees Corny.
'Who are you? No no!' Harry covers his ears. Tears are streaming from his eyes.
'I'm Detective Corny. I'm taking your son back where he belongs,' says Corny
'No! You want me to stop me from being happy! This is my son. He belongs to me! I can have a family now!; says Harry, still crying and covers his ears.
'I understand you want to keep him but you can't, you're sick. You have to think about what is best for him. This is what a real father does,' says Corny trying to convince and calm Harry all at the same time.
'NO! NO! NO! The voices are telling me you are bad! You want to hurt my son!' Harry pulls out a knife from his pocket.
'Harry, you need help. Just let him go. You know, deep down, it is the right thing to do. Ignore the voices. Harry we can help you get better,' says Corny
Harry drops the knife and falls onto his hands and knees.

Location: Corny's Office
Chief comes into the room and for the first time in weeks, is smiling, practically laughing.
'You did it! Corny you clever boy,' says Chief and then reaches out to hug Corny.
'Chief, it was no biggie, really,' says Corny, modestly.
'You found the boy in one piece and captured an escaped patient in less than a week. Not to mention, scored a date with the beautiful and smart Nina Kent. Tell me, can it get any bigger than that?' (That's what she said) says Chief
'Aaww Chief,' says Corny, blushing a very red shade. Corny realised the Chief was right. Very right.

'Case Closed'

'

I can not believe I gave this for my year 9 science teacher to read. 

Crime Story Part IV

Location: The Question Room
'Hello Mrs Hamilton how are you?' Corny asks
'Why did you bring me here? Oh my Goldfish, is George dead? What is my husband going to do when he finds out his only son is dead?' As you can see here year 9 Marianne really understood the notion of maternal love.
'That's the reason I brought you here, he's not his son, is he?'
'I beg your pardon?'
'Your husband is not the father of your son is he? I'm guessing you cheated on him with a schizophrenic and got pregnant with him while you were dating your now husband and when you took a test with Harry and found out the baby's real biological father, you lied.' ...
'I don't believe this! You, you liar!'
Why didn't you tell me Mrs Hamilton? You should have told me. Somehow Harry must have found out he had a son and stolen him. I need your help Mrs. Hamilton. Do you know where Harry could have taken George?'
'How was I supposed to know he was a lunatic? He tried to kill himself once!' Realising what she just admitted, she gasps and covers her mouth with her hand.
'I want my lawyer,' says Mrs Hamilton
'I don't see why you need one.'
'Am I under arrest?'
'Well...no.'
'Then I'm leaving,' she says and gets up.
'Please. Your son's life could be in danger. Don't you want him back in safe hands?'
'If my husband finds out, he'll leave me and I won't have any money. I'm sorry but I can't help you.' As she is about to leave, a man comes into the room.
'Mrs Hamilton?' he says looking very uncomfortable.
'Yes?' Mrs Hamilton replies
'Umm...I'm really sorry to say this but your husband has been stabbed, he's dead.'

Suddenly Corny's phone starts ringing. Corny picks up the phone.
'Hello?' Corny answers.
'Corny? It's me, Nina. I've found out the substance that was on the carpet. It's radio active acid. As in the stuff you find in nuclear power plants. Hello? Hello?'
Corny dropped the phone, he was already on his way.

Oh man, I was such a little loser. 

Crime Story Part III

Location: Detective Corny's Office

The frowning chief comes into the room.
'Corny what have you got on the kidnapping?'
'Chief, I just found out who the fingerprints on the photoframe belong to. Some guy named Harry Parkinson. I just saw a photo of him. He seems so familiar...hold on,' Corny picks up the newspaper that he was reading this morning from the recycle bin. He opens it up to the second page that has the headline:
'Man Escapes Mental Ward'
...and next to the headline is Harry Parkinson's face.
'Oh my goldfish! The boy is in the hands of some crazy guy!' exclaims Corny. The chief, however is unmoved by this information.
'What else do you know?' asks Chief
'This is weird but the blood found outside the window was AB positive and you know how that's really rare'- says Corny
'The boy is a rare blood type so what?'
'So. So is Harry Parkinson, an AB positive, I mean,' says Corny
'What are you trying to say Corny?' says the chief impatiently
'I'm saying I'm pretty sure the wife isn't telling us something.'

Yeah um, I have no idea why past Marianne thought all detectives just happened to know everyone's blood type but anyway...The next part of the story gets intense let me warn you. really intense.

Crime Story Part II

Did Part I leave you wanting more? Are you still on the edge of your seat?


Location: Question Room


'Hello Sally Mcgee,' says Corny, who is sitting on the opposite table to Sally.
Sally, who is wearing a beanie and scarf, says nothing back and glares at him.
'Right, let's get this thing rolling. Where were you the moment George Hamilton disappeared?'
'I was at the back of the house, having a smoke,' says Sally
'You're a bit young to smoke aren't you?' asks Corny
Sally shrugs.
'I hear you and the kid were not all friendly.'
'Do you blame me? Look at what he did to my hair while I was asleep babysitting that brat!'
Sally takes off her beanie to reveal a very multicoloured, resembling the colours you would see on a clown wig. Corny tries very hard not to laugh but fails. Sally says a swear word to Corny to describe him.
'Oh my you have a very colourful language young lady, sniggers Corny
'I hated the kid alright? But not enough to kidnap or possibly murder him!' exclaims Sally

Location: The Lab
'Hello Nina, what results do you have for me?' Corny asks the very pretty forensic scientist, Nina.
'Glad you asked Corny,' says Nina 'you know that hankerchief you gave me?'
'Yeah'
'Well, the hankerchief had chloroform on it. So I'm guessing that's what the kidnapper used to get the kid to stop struggling,' says Nina very proudly.
'Great, and the fabric?'
'Well the fibres are very similar to the ones they use for the hospital gowns that they give to patients, in fact, I am pretty sure they are from the hospital' says Nina
'Interesting, very interesting. And the blood?'
'I found out it was AB positive. I haven't gotten round to the stain yet, but I promise you I'll find out in about an hour,'
'Okay thanks Nina. I know I can always count on you,' says Corny and then blushes.

Tried to keep this as authentic as possible as per Michelle's request. So one year we had to write this forensic science story for Science if you guys remember. And recently I was cleaning out some of my old things and found this draft of it. Please feel free to laugh at my year 9 lameness and the plot holes and jumping to conclusions and bad writing. So this point forward...

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Marianne's not so super duper crimey crime story-The ending will not twist your twisties

Crime Story

The Case of the Missing Boy

'911 how may I help you?' The operator says into the phone.

'He-He's not here. We've been searching for hours,' the traumatized girl on the other line says.

'Slow down Honey. What's your name?"

'Sarah, Sarah McGee. P-Please you've got to help me. It's George, he was just there and now h-he's not. I think someone's kidnapped him.'

Location: Detective's Office

'What's up Chief?' The man asks as he puts down the newspaper he was reading and his cup of coffee. The Chief, a fat bald guy in suspenders frowns.

'We've got a kid missing. George Hamilton. Male, age 8. The babysitter supervising called 911. Last time he was seen was at his birthday party, right before they were about to start a game of Dead Fish,' the chief says.

'Who plays Dead Fish at birthday parties anymore?'

'Apparently this kid does, and it looks like he might have won.'

'Corny is on the case,' says the man who we now know is named Corny.

Location: George Hamilton's House

Corny knocks on the door. The door opens and behind it is a man and woman, both of them have blotchy eyes from crying.

'I'm detective Corny Hopkins.' I came here as fast as I could,' says Corny as he shows his badge.

'Oh thank god you're here! Please, come in,' says the man. 

Detective Corny puts on gloves and a face mask and then steps into the Hamiltion's large home. 

'A boy from the party said they saw George go into his room to get something while everyone was playing Dead Fish,' says Mr Hamilton. Corny walks into George's room. The first thing he searches for is fingerprints. He dusts up and down and finds a thumbprint on a photo-frame containing a photo of Mrs Hamilton holding a baby George with another fingerprint at the back. 

The kidnapper must have picked the photo frame up. Corny thinks to himself. He gets a bit of sticky tape to collect the fingerprints. Corny observes the broken window in George's room and notices a small piece of fabric flapping from it. He picks up the piece of fabric with tweezers and seals it in a bag. He searches for clues and finds an unusual green stain on the carpet, which he cuts out from the carpet. He also finds blood outside the window and a hankerchief lying on the ground.

He then questions Mr and Mrs Hamilton.
'Did your son have any enemies or know anyone who might have wanted to kidnap your child?' says Corny and gets out a pad and paper.
'He's only 8 years old. How could he have any enemies?' says Mr Hamilton
'Yes I know but I still have to ask.'
'Well, besides everyone at his school who is jealous of his wealth, there's the baby sitter who sometimes loses his temper on him...but other than that I don't know who else would want to kidnap my poor boy.' she says. Mrs Hamilton looks as if she is about to say something but then stops herself.
'Is there something you want to tell me Mrs Hamilton?' says Corny when he notices this
'Err..No. Nothing at all,' she says a little too quickly.
Corny raises his eyebrow and then leaves.